It really was a coup d’état -- truly a corporate one, Chris Hedges Now sweat sticks to my country’s head like acid rain on window ledges If you hedged your bets on betting before the housing bubble’s bloodletting, that means there’s a good chance you met William & Hillary Clinton at one of Ted Cruz’s pool parties down in Texas The Obamas arrive in Alaska announcing their partnership with ExxonMobil When George W. Bush looks back at Michelle it’s only noticed by Angela Merkel “Let’s come together,” so says Barack “Become vigilant, valiant, and vocal!” However, when Lebron asks how his people could maximize this moment The Organizer suddenly sounds less hopeful Doctor Anthony Fauci lowers his mask to host an industry function for Vogue After too many shots, it’s off to the restroom and that’s where he runs into Mathew Knowles “America’s destiny’s in your hands now. Act wise, you must be bold.” They discuss their concerns about blockchain technology and split the pot from the tickets they sold Tom Podesta’s accountant’s wife’s nephew grew up with George Clooney’s third cousin removed When the two of them run into Erik Prince in Soho they discuss his sister, but never school “We’re building a museum to honor Black achievements; we have the people, the permits, the tools.” Their idea for the opening night program is titled How White People Invented The Blues Sting arranges a meeting with John Kasich on a yacht owned by New York’s iHeartRadio station They agree that sex should remain as tantric as possible and that incomes should stagnate basic “Listen, if we paid people just to sit at home, how would our friends get to go on vacation?” Now they laugh, drinking Ace of Spades unfazed that every server on board ported here on a slave ship.